we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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