We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
