I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
please don't ironically join a cult
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