I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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