Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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