I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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