Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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