Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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