Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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