hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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