I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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