god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
we should paint friendship bongs
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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