walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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