Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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