ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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