I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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