she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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