then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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