What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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