I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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