Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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