At least make sure they are 18
Why
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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