I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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