So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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