You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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