Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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