Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
