Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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