omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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