4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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