He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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