sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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