Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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