Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Randomize
