I want to stick my p in your. b.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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