Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
