shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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