well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The adults are the big ones right?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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