PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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