Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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