I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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