Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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