so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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