I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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