Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
be right there i have to get my cape
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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