I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I smell like Dick and happiness
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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