why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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