let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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