You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you didnt know i had herpes?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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