Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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