ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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