Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
