Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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