Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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