I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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