How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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